Seek peace through violent acts of consumption.
If you see a sale, don’t let innocent bystanders flank your efforts, run them over, like the panzer tanks of war. Show them no mercy, prove what your American dollar is worth. The hearts and veins of capitalism will bleed with gusto for a good deal. Buy it all, let those who arrive to late sort out the rest, this is your moment, the one you’ve been waiting for, don’t fuck it up.
– Josh Fleming